Application to Date My Daughter Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
Name, Date of Birth, Height, Weight, IQ, GPA, Social Security #, Drivers License #, Boy Scout Rank and Badges, Home Address, City/State, Zip
Do you have parents? Is one male and one female? If not, explain:
Number of years they have been married. If less than your age, explain:
Accessories Section: Do you own a van? A truck with oversized tires? A waterbed? Pickup with a mattress in the back? A tattoo? Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?(If you have answered "yes" to any 2 of the above, discontinue application and leave premises immediately. I suggest running.)
Essay sections:
In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
in 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
References sections:
Church you attend? How often? Current tertiary level or equivalent qualifications? What major?Potential of/currently earning yearly income in the 6 digit category?
Short-answer section:
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ___________
A woman's place is in the: ____________
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ___________
What do you want to do IF you grow up? ____________
When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ___________
What is the current going rate of a hotel room? ______________
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back).
Do you have parents? Is one male and one female? If not, explain:
Number of years they have been married. If less than your age, explain:
Accessories Section: Do you own a van? A truck with oversized tires? A waterbed? Pickup with a mattress in the back? A tattoo? Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?(If you have answered "yes" to any 2 of the above, discontinue application and leave premises immediately. I suggest running.)
Essay sections:
In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
in 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
References sections:
Church you attend? How often? Current tertiary level or equivalent qualifications? What major?Potential of/currently earning yearly income in the 6 digit category?
Short-answer section:
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ___________
A woman's place is in the: ____________
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ___________
What do you want to do IF you grow up? ____________
When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ___________
What is the current going rate of a hotel room? ______________
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back).
